Some of you might have seen this before, but men out there, please do not take this as a slight on your wonderful qualities - This link was sent to me by Hubby - so blame him!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Love it, so funny and so true lmao... Brilliant
ReplyDeleteI came across this post whilst doing some on going research of my own. I had a good laugh on this.
ReplyDelete"One task at a time" should have "award with gold medal ion completion" tagged on to it.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get your gorgeous graphics from?
Thanks guys - glad you all enjoyed d post!
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny but in some ways true. I like the the new programs that should be added.
ReplyDeleteLOL had a good laugh at this, very clever, and true in absolutely every respect.. Take it from someone who has had the husband version for 46 years now, it has to be continueously updated to keep it in working order. Best wishes Margaret
ReplyDeleteThanks rguanlao46 & Margaret - glad to hear Margaret it has been a lifelong update!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog! I like how everything is well written. I will be back to check for new posts. Thanks!!
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